From my WIP, new mystery series Country Fried City Girl. My heroine, Andy, has a full plate dealing with her aging and extremely stubborn grandfather.
“Stop talking like that. You’re an educated man, for cripes sakes. And yes, you are going to church because I want to make sure God doesn’t put you on his shit list. Good Christians go to church after they find dead bodies in their houses.”
Pops sent me a skeptical look and muttered, “Pretty sure that ain’t in the Bible.”“Well since you were there when it was written, you would know.”