Jennifer L Hart Spring 2014 Newsletter

Dear readers and friends,

Oh, spring. Where the heck are you? I woke up to an ice storm this morning and a three hour delay for the imps. Translation: It's ten AM and I'm thinking of turning my coffee into an Irish coffee. Who's with me?

To all of my new subscribers, welcome! Happy to have you on board for more zany antics. For my die hard awesome regulars, bear with me as I bring the newbies up to speed.

I just updated my website again and my fans now have their own slideshow. Email me at laundryhag1(at)gmail(dot)com with a photo of your Hag swag/ Undamaged goods and I'll add it to my site! Pets, great aunt Bessie and your smiling face are all welcome to join the fun. Don't have any swag? Fear not, I've got a monkey butt ton (the technical term) of swag to give away so stay tuned. If you don't want to roll the dice, you can always purchase from my online store, under extras.

It's official, this book release has been over a year in the making. Character design, cover art design, swag design, a Damaged Goods Facebook page, giveaways, and more. I've thrown everything I've got into this series and I'm super excited to share it with all of you.When? Soon. How soon? Very soon, though maybe not soon enough for some

June 10, 2014

She's serving up Mayhem in the Magic City....


Dishing out bad news is Jackie Parker’s job. So when her boss grabs her assets one time too many, she serves him her notice and hopes he chokes on it. There must be a better way for a certified process server to make a living in Miami than working for a lousy lecherous lawyer. Whatever Jackie decides, her number one priority is spending time with her husband, Luke, preferably without his brother Logan—AKA the Dark Prince. 


Despite Logan’s objections, Luke asks her to join forces in their own property management team, Damaged Goods. Drawing the line between professional and personal lives proves challenging, especially when Logan serves her an ultimatum—tell Luke the truth about what really happened the night they first met or he will. Sexual harassment is looking better and better.  


Fester Gomez is three months behind on the rent for his pricey South Beach condo and Damaged Goods is on the job. Either they convince the tenant to pay up or he’ll face eviction. The simple task turns deadly when the team discovers Gomez missing and a Jane Doe slowly decomposing in his bathtub. Serving a killer up to justice, wrestling family secrets—it’s just another day on the job for Damaged Goods.

To help spread the word, I'm inviting all of you to join my street team, Hart's Hotshots. What's in it for you? An advanced copy of Final Notice and a few other goodies. What's in it for me? Help in getting the word out. Reviews and recommendations are invaluable to an author. Anyone interested in joining my street team should contact me at
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(Click for more information on Jenn's street team)

Audiobook News:

The fabulous Suzanne Ceretta is back as the voice of Maggie in The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag: All Washed Up. Regardless of how much I enjoy writing the Hag books, it's even more fun hearing them read by a professionally trained narrator!

Maggie Phillips is fine—just ask her. So what if two psychos tried to do her in and her business is all but dead, she never wanted to be the laundry hag to begin with, so why should she mourn her tattered reputation? With spring comes a fresh start, garage sale season and the birth of her brother’s first child. Life goes on even if cleaning has lost its luster and the sight of her scarred hands brings back horrific memories.

Help is on the way, whether she wants it or not. When Maggie’s mother-in-law asks her to assist with renovations to their project house in upstate New York, she smells a rat. Matters become murkier when Laura casually tells the former laundry hag to “see to that pesky ghost,” like the phantom is ring around the bathtub. But both Neil and Sylvia are eager to undertake the zany task and really, what else does she have to do?

How about solve a two decade old murder, find a few long lost relatives, fix her mental hang-ups and reconnect with the husband she’s pushed away. And if she has any time to spare, maybe she can even survive a pissed-off apparition and keep it from finishing the job the last two killers started.
Third time’s the charm…right?

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Hag 3 is also available for Kindle. 

So that's it. Next email should have buy links for Final Notice and news on more upcoming books!


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