Jennifer L Hart Spring 2014 Newsletter
Dear readers and friends,
To
help spread the word, I'm inviting all of you to join my street team,
Hart's Hotshots. What's in it for you? An advanced copy of Final Notice
and a few other goodies. What's in it for me? Help in getting the word
out. Reviews and recommendations are invaluable to an author. Anyone
interested in joining my street team should contact me at laundryhag1@gmail.com
The fabulous Suzanne Ceretta is back as the voice of Maggie in The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag: All Washed Up. Regardless of how much I enjoy writing the Hag books, it's even more fun hearing them read by a professionally trained narrator!
Maggie Phillips is fine—just ask her. So what if two psychos tried to
do her in and her business is all but dead, she never wanted to be the
laundry hag to begin with, so why should she mourn her tattered
reputation? With spring comes a fresh start, garage sale season and the
birth of her brother’s first child. Life goes on even if cleaning has
lost its luster and the sight of her scarred hands brings back horrific memories.
Help is on the way, whether she wants it or not. When Maggie’s mother-in-law asks her to assist with renovations to their project house in upstate New York, she smells a rat. Matters become murkier when Laura casually tells the former laundry hag to “see to that pesky ghost,” like the phantom is ring around the bathtub. But both Neil and Sylvia are eager to undertake the zany task and really, what else does she have to do?
How about solve a two decade old murder, find a few long lost relatives, fix her mental hang-ups and reconnect with the husband she’s pushed away. And if she has any time to spare, maybe she can even survive a pissed-off apparition and keep it from finishing the job the last two killers started.
Third time’s the charm…right?
Hag 3 is also available for Kindle.
So that's it. Next email should have buy links for Final Notice and news on more upcoming books!
Oh,
spring. Where the heck are you? I woke up to an ice storm this morning
and a three hour delay for the imps. Translation: It's ten AM and I'm
thinking of turning my coffee into an Irish coffee. Who's with me?
To
all of my new subscribers, welcome! Happy to have you on board for more
zany antics. For my die hard awesome regulars, bear with me as I bring
the newbies up to speed.
I just updated my website again and my fans now have their own slideshow.
Email me at laundryhag1(at)gmail(dot)com with a photo of your Hag swag/
Undamaged goods and I'll add it to my site! Pets, great aunt Bessie and
your smiling face are all welcome to join the fun. Don't have any swag?
Fear not, I've got a monkey butt ton (the technical term) of swag to
give away so stay tuned. If you don't want to roll the dice, you can
always purchase from my online store, jenniferlhart.com under extras.
It's
official, this book release has been over a year in the making.
Character design, cover art design, swag design, a Damaged Goods
Facebook page, giveaways, and more. I've thrown everything I've got into
this series and I'm super excited to share it with all of you.When?
Soon. How soon? Very soon, though maybe not soon enough for some
June 10, 2014
She's serving up Mayhem in the Magic City....
FINAL STRAW
Dishing out bad news is Jackie Parker’s job. So when her
boss grabs her assets one time too many, she serves him her notice and hopes
he chokes on it. There must be a better way for a certified process server to
make a living in Miami than working for a lousy lecherous lawyer. Whatever
Jackie decides, her number one priority is spending time with her husband,
Luke, preferably without his brother Logan—AKA the Dark Prince.
FINAL WARNING
Despite
Logan’s objections, Luke asks her to join forces in their own property
management team, Damaged Goods. Drawing the line between professional and
personal lives proves challenging, especially when Logan serves her an
ultimatum—tell Luke the truth about what really happened the night they first
met or he will. Sexual harassment is looking better and better.
FINAL NOTICE
Fester
Gomez is three months behind on the rent for his pricey South Beach condo and Damaged
Goods is on the job. Either they convince the tenant to pay up or he’ll face
eviction. The simple task turns deadly when the team discovers Gomez missing
and a Jane Doe slowly decomposing in his bathtub. Serving a killer up to
justice, wrestling family secrets—it’s just another day on the job for Damaged
Goods.
subject: Hart's Hotshots
(Click for more information on Jenn's street team)
Audiobook News:
The fabulous Suzanne Ceretta is back as the voice of Maggie in The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag: All Washed Up. Regardless of how much I enjoy writing the Hag books, it's even more fun hearing them read by a professionally trained narrator!
Help is on the way, whether she wants it or not. When Maggie’s mother-in-law asks her to assist with renovations to their project house in upstate New York, she smells a rat. Matters become murkier when Laura casually tells the former laundry hag to “see to that pesky ghost,” like the phantom is ring around the bathtub. But both Neil and Sylvia are eager to undertake the zany task and really, what else does she have to do?
How about solve a two decade old murder, find a few long lost relatives, fix her mental hang-ups and reconnect with the husband she’s pushed away. And if she has any time to spare, maybe she can even survive a pissed-off apparition and keep it from finishing the job the last two killers started.
Third time’s the charm…right?
Hag 3 is also available for Kindle.
So that's it. Next email should have buy links for Final Notice and news on more upcoming books!
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